I seriously thought this song was about dissertations.

 

I met a new one and she works just like you
She gives me everything that you didn’t want to
Maybe I don’t need advising after all
She gets in my face almost better than you did
And maybe I’m tired or maybe she glows

I wonder if you’re still defending
I wonder if you’re still defending

Chorus consists of alternating whiny ways to pronounce “dissertation”

Met someone with your office and desk
I can convince her of anything
And maybe, it’s so ridiculous you should
Come here and see for yourself
“I’m gone,” you said, “if this is all there is…
You’ll never shine alone

And I wonder if you’re still defending
And I wonder if you’re still defending

Chorus

And your new articles that you read
And I’ve got you on my emailing machine

Coz I’ve conferenced like a dip
And they promised to heal me
It’s easy if you try, just try

And I wonder if you’re still defending

Whiny chorus

I can fail alone if all
if I can dissertate

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